I distinctly remember a time in my childhood when me and my siblings put barcode stickers on our heads and scanned ourselves under those price check things in Target.
Good times.
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Tumble weed or stick?
Pep Talk
Today it was Ella’s turn to experienceÂ
“C’mon, Ella! You can do it! Just one more lap around the yard! Do it for me… do it for the children.”
“What children?”
“PRETEND there are children and do it for them!”
“Yeah, not happening. I need a breather.”
“Only wimps take breathers! Wimpy little cats!“
“You call this a pep talk?”
“It’s called tough love, sister.”
“FINE! I’ll run, but just to shut you up!”
“Happy now, Petal?”
*panting* *gasping dramatically* “I neeeeed waaaterrrr!”
“Wimp.”
Yard Patrol
“Petal! I heard something! Quick! It’s time to patrol the yard!”
“It’s coming from over here! Let’s go!”
“Rooo! Roo roo roo!”
“Uhhh, Ella, it was just a barrel rolling around in the wind. I think we’re safe.”
“What? Just a barrel?! Oh… I suppose you’re right.”
“Should we keep barking anyway?”
“Why not?”
Happy Saturday!
When did THAT happen?!
Pillow Mountain and Dryer Lint
April 2, 2011
Or even a coffee table would do!
July 10, 2011
But with her coffee table gone and the laundry basket is rarely left out anymore, she sticks to laying on top of the couch pillows. Which have always been her favorite (with the coffee table in a very close second) anyway.
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July 14, 2011
Just yesterday afternoon, after running many many laps out in the yard, she settled down for a nap in her most impressive place yet.
The pillow mountain.
The pillows had been fluffed and freshened up in the dryer with a fabric softener. This is why they were stacked up on the couch, they were waiting to be arranged nicely again.
But I guess Petal thought they were stacked like this to make a really super awesome bed just for her super awesomeness!
This stack of pillows was piled higher than the couch and Petal very nearly fell over the back of it several times. I kept reaching out to grab her, but she always steadied herself just in the nick of time. One of the pillows did fall off the stack, over the back of the couch and on to the floor, though. Whoops.
And speaking of fluffing pillows in dryers…
Check out what we found in the dryer today!
My oh my! That’s the largest bit of dryer lint I ever saw!
Note: We did not put the cat in the dryer. She put herself there. Seriously.
Zoomies
My Dog does Laundry
Petal is going to show you dogs at home how to do laundry, step by step!
“You ready to do some laundry, Petal?”
“First you have to put clothes in.”
“Then you have to close the door and push some buttons. Make sure you focus on your person’s hand, so they don’t forget to give you a treat after each step!”
“See this? This is where the soap goes. You’ll have to get your human to put the soap in, since it’s heavy and we haven’t got opposable thumbs.”
“Then you gotta close the soap compartment. My favorite part!”
“Here’s a video so you can see me in action!”
“Then you remind your human to give you some extra treats and you’re done!”
Happy Saturday!
Have a lovely weekend!