While I may allude, here on the blog, to Lassie being a neat-freak who avoids mud as much as
He does— according to him— enjoy the mud.
To some extent.
Now he’s sure you won’t believe him (I don’t believe him myself), which is why he has provided photographic evidence.
Warning: this may come as a great shock to all.
IS THAT MUD?!
ON YOUR NOSE?!
Do you have any idea how long it will take me to wash that mud off your nose?!
(Stop your giggling, Petal! He tried and that’s all that matters.)
Was my reaction dramatic enough for you, Lass?
Guess we’re done here.
Remember, act scandalized.
Have a wonderful weekend!