Hey everyone, Petal here.
I’ve taken over the keyboard to warn all you doggies that my cousin, Penny, is a dirty, lousy, ankle biting, tail snatching cheater.
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Don’t think this sweet little face is capable of cheating?
Well, you’re wrong. So wrong, friends.
Just look at the photographic proof!
Example number 1:
Here I am, minding my own business,

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Then all of the sudden,

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she came running out of no where and body slammed me!
Thud, right against my ribs.
Good thing I’m a super strong super hero and just laughed it off, like super strong pups do.

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Example number 2:

Here we are, enjoying a lovely game of chase, but why is Penny running with her mouth wide open like that?

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Looks like she’s getting ready to take a bite out of something, doesn’t she?
That’s because she is.

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Yes, that IS my tail in her mouth! The little piranha!

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You see, Penny is jealous of my spectacular speed, but instead of simply being faster, she grabs hold of my tail to keep up.

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Case closed.
Penny is a cheater cheater, poopoo pumpkin eater.
But we still have fun.

Yours truly,
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6 thoughts on “Cheater!

  1. Well you can’t be top of the pile all the time, Petal. And she wasn’t CHEATING, she was being cunning!

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