Monday Mischief: Watermelon is Greatly Enjoyed by All.

Last Monday, when reporting on some mischief from the previous Monday, I mentioned that I caught Petal in the act of something mischievous just hours after Lassie got into the trash.

First of all, Petal has a bad habit of jumping up onto the kitchen table. Rotten, I know. She mostly does it for attention and just stands there waiting for me to come and tell her to get down. If I ignore her, she’ll eventually get down on her own and leave the kitchen, looking all dejected and unloved as she flops down on the floor. That’s what she does… unless there is half a watermelon on the table.
Which brings me to my second point: I did not leave the watermelon out.
But I did hear someone happily munching on it and then realized that Petal wasn’t in sight because she was busy doing this…

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“Mmmm, I love when the humans leave tasty snacks out!”


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“It’s so sweet of them.”

And yes, yes I did go and get my camera before I told her to get down.


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Little stinker!
I don’t know what it was about April 30th, but that was the day of great mischief!

Now let’s hope that my family doesn’t see this blog post. Because questions like, “Isn’t that the watermelon I ate later that evening, Marquie?” might arise.

And the answer to that would have to be, “It might’ve been, brother. It might’ve been.”
For the squeamish (and incase my brother does, indeed, read this): don’t worry! I scraped out all the contaminated watermelon and cut off the edges. Plus it’s been like two weeks and you’re still alive, brother! So it’s all good! ;]

I hope everyone had a lovely weekend and Mother’s Day!

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Collie Soccer Video

I recently showed you all some pictures of Petal playing soccer. I also mentioned that I should record it sometime and a few days ago I did. I got several little clips on two different days of her playing soccer and I threw them all together in a quick little video.

Sorry about all the noise. It’s been insanely windy around here this week! Feel free to watch with your speakers off or on low, there’s not much to listen to anyway. ;]

Have a lovely weekend!

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Silly, sleepy, patient Collie

Wednesday was a fun and busy day. My Mom and I decided that it had been too long since we last took the dogs to what we call “the trail” for some good off-leash fun.
I can’t even remember the last time we took them there. Months and months ago, I’m sure. So they were very excited about it. There was lots to sniff and a lot to pee on. When one peed, they all peed.
They ran up and down the mound/hill of dirt, they ran around out in the field. Petal pretended she was at an agility trial and leapt over bushes with perfect grace while Ella simply rampaged through them. “Bush? What bush?”

And Lassie, who isn’t one to over exert himself, trotted along the trail, being careful never to leave it (he wouldn’t want to lead his silly sheep (me and Mom) astray and he most certainly wouldn’t want to risk getting burrs and poky things stuck in his fur (I was grateful for that, Petal had to stand outside the car and get all these horribly poky (more like stab-y) things plucked out of her fur while Lassie only had a few twigs in his tail)) and peed wherever he pleased.

Petal also took upon herself the task of keeping Ella in line. Lassie and I have drawn this invisible boundary line for how far ahead they’re allowed to get before it’s time to either turn around and go back to the humans or stand and wait for them to catch up. Petal very quickly caught on to Lassie’s line and she obeys it and very rarely does she ever push it. Ella, however, rarely does she not push it. She gets too far ahead if she’s sniffed out something interesting, her recall is pretty good, but it could be better (something to work on this summer). But thankfully Petal and Lassie are always there to tell on her. Yes, my Collies are huge tattletales, it’s great. Petal will look to me and then to Ella and she’ll bark like she’s saying, “Mom! Ella got too far! Mom! Look! She’s being bad! Mom! Do something!” I’ll call Ella back and sometimes Petal will go and get her. She’ll go out and start pestering her until she—Ella—gets annoyed and comes back. So while Lassie is keeping an eye over his sheep, Petal is watching out for our little black sheep. ;]

With all of the fun (and all of the work, Petal would like to add) they had on the trail, I had three very sleepy dogs on Wednesday and that evening the girls in my family gathered in the kitchen to chit-chat while Mom grouted a table top we’re making for outside.
Guess who popped in actually looking sleepy?

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Petal! For once she looked beat at the end of the day. She came in looking all sleepy and looking around at us like “Why is everyone still up?!”
I told her she could go to bed, but she isn’t one to be left out, so she jumped up onto the bench at the kitchen table (as she often does) and laid down on it (she’s never done this).
Then my sister had some fun with her ears and Petal just laid there like “Whatever.”

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“Momma, it’s past bed time. Why are you still up?”

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“Seriously, it must be late if I’M tired.”
(My sister held her ears down in the picture. She looks so silly and small without her big bat ears, doesn’t she? 😉

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“I don’t understand why this is funny.”

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“Great! Now everyone will think I’m a demon!”

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“I just wanna sleep.”

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Fun and Games Equals a Sleepy Collie

What’s the best part about playing fetch with a brand new ball?
Is it how cute it is?

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“Look at this new ball, Petal, it smiles at you!”

Or how yummy it smells? (Or tastes.)

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“Mmm, nom nom nom, it tastes good, too! Like vanilla!”

Or is it how much your dog enjoys it?

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“Hey! Come back here, ball! I wasn’t done tasting you!”

Or maybe it’s the sleepy dog you earn after a fun game of fetch.

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Or maybe it’s all of the above. ;]

Happy Saturday! I hope everyone has a lovely weekend!

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My Dog Does the Grocery Shopping

I was pretty impressed when Petal, on her own accord, began raking the yard for me one afternoon. I thought, “Hey, let’s see if she can do dishes, too.” I knew, of course, that she could do laundry as well, I did teach her that, after all. 😉
But now, Petal has decided to take over the grocery shopping as well.
I wasn’t buying enough dog treats, so it was time to take matters into her own paws.
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“Got a shopping cart and I’m ready to go!”

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“We’re in dire need of some dog biscuits!”
“Funny that dog biscuits is written ten times over on your list. Also funny that it’s the only thing you wrote on your… ‘list’. What are us humans suppose to eat?”
“Quiet Human, you’re only here to photograph my skills. You’ll eat dog biscuits with the rest of us. If they’re good enough for us they’re good enough for you!”

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“Excuse me, do you work here? Do you know where the dog biscuits are kept?”

Having your dog do the grocery shopping for you might not be such a great idea.

Happy Saturday! Enjoy your weekend!

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Collie Soccer

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“Hey you, lazy human, put that camera down and come play soccer with me!”

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“Unless you think you can’t handle it.”

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“Wow! That was a good kick! Come back here, ball!”

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“I’m right on your tail now!”

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“Well played, human.”

Petal’s way of playing soccer is actually very amusing. She often looks like she’s trying to herd the ball. She also likes to run around with it in her mouth and it’s a good sized ball (from Planet Dog, just incase you were wondering, not endorsing anything ;), as you can see, so she drops it often and goes after it again. I should get a video of her playing with it, because it really is very adorable.